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[GM: A great deal of my writing borrows heavily from eXile columnist Gary Brecher AKA the War Nerd. He may be an alias for some campus commie poetry professor—the kind of person my players would be called upon to assassinate in this game—but he still seems to understand the real-life conflicts that most closely correlate to our fictional one.
...just try and overlook his odious, seething hatred of the good Jimmy Carter.]
For the eXile’s 250th issue celebration, I’ve decided to
step back a bit and take a look at modern warfare, a sort of mid-term
summary of everything I’ve been trying to teach you folks over the past
hundred or so issues I’ve been writing for this paper.
I’ll give you the bad news first: no 21st century war is “purely
military.” The days when countries duked it out on the battlefield are
over for the foreseeable future. What we have now is something very
strange. It goes by a lot of names, from “terrorism” to “asymmetrical
warfare” to “fourth-generation warfare,” depending on whether you’re for
it, against it, or just trying to sound cool. But whatever you call it,
the key factor is that it never involves WW-II style conventional war
between nation-states.
Oh, there’ll be a few good old-school conventional wars from time to
time. My favorite is the Ethiopia vs. Eritrea war of the 1980s. And you
could include the Iran-Iraq War from that same decade.
But those wars are rare, and going to get rarer. Because there’s a
much cheaper, easier way to make war. This way doesn’t require any of
the building blocks of conventional war: you don’t need industry,
aircraft, armor or massive armies. In fact, this kind of war can be
played by any group of wackos that can round up a dozen or so
bushwhackers. All you need is small arms and a grudge — and those are
the only two commodities most of the world has a surplus of.
It’s a heartbreaker for you hardware freaks, this idea that it just
doesn’t matter whether our tanks are better than their tanks (or planes
or artillery or whatever). But it’s time you grew up, guys: haven’t you
kind of noticed that in most wars, the other side doesn’t even use
tanks, or planes, or artillery (except mortars, which are so portable
they can be considered small arms)? You guys are stuck in the dream
about a classic NATO/Warsaw Pact Sumo match in Central Europe, and you
just don’t want to think about all these brush wars. Well, time to wake
up. The Warsaw Pact doesn’t exist any more, so that war is never going
to happen. The fact is, it never was. If the Soviets had sent the tanks
into the Fulda Gap, it would have been a nukefest, not a tank battle
like Kursk. Not exactly a wargamer’s dream: before you can even get your
corps deployed, the whole playing field would melt down.[1]
So I’m preaching real war here. If you want tank duels, go replay the
Kursk Salient or project yourself fifty years into the future, where
maybe, just maybe, the Asian powers will have a good all-out war. If you
want to know about war now, then you have to jump into the weird world
of “asymmetrical war.”
And I’ll tell you: once you make that jump, you find this kind of war
is just as interesting, just as satisfying as setpiece battles. I made
the jump ten years ago, when I realized my hardware research wasn’t
helping me understand the wars that were actually happening in Africa
and Asia. And I’m glad I did, because I understand the world way better
than most people. I knew Iraq would go bad because I’ve studied this
kind of war. I wish more people had. Maybe we wouldn’t have jumped into
this mess.
To get your head around this kind of war, you have to delete most of
your ideas about warfare. That’s right: get your Black & Decker out
of the garage, charge that puppy up, and do some brain surgery on the
part of your cortex that stores your favorite ideas about war. Here’s a
list of War Myths, so you’ll know where to drill:
1. War involves battles.
Wrong! Most of the
“armies” in the world right now avoid battle and focus on killing
civilians.[2] This is the hardest thing for Americans to understand: armies
that don’t aim at victory and actually avoid battle. So many war buffs
who ought to know better just won’t see this. If you read military
blogs, you know the type: guys who say “we won every battle in Nam!” as
if that proves we should have won. Boneheads! The NVA/Viet Cong strategy
was classic irregular warfare stuff, based on outlasting the enemy, not
defeating him in battle. When they did go for military victory, like in
the Tet Offensive, it was a near-disaster,[3] saved by the other key fact
about this sort of war:
2. You win by killing the enemy.
Wrong, wrong,
wrong. In this kind of war the enemy wants you to kill a lot of people. A
lot of irregular warfare groups start their campaigns with a suicide
raid, where they expect to be slaughtered.[4]
3. Hi-tech beats lo-tech.
Not lately it doesn’t.
Here again it’s a matter of you hardware freaks facing hard facts. If we
take Iraq 2003 as a familiar and painful example, you saw a classic
outcome: our hi-tech beat their wanna-be hi-tech in the conventional
battles. Then we started getting picked off by low-tech ambushes where
the insurgents used homemade IEDs in combination with old, rugged Soviet
weapons like the RPG-7 and Kalashnikov. After two years, those simple
weapons are still effective — and they’re actually getting lower- and
lower-tech! Take IEDs: when the Iraqi insurgents started using them,
they’d hook the detonator up to a garage-door opener or cell phone so
they could be set off by remote control signals. Our convoys started
using jammers to stop those signals from getting through to the
detonators. So now the insurgents are using wires or even string to set
off the IED. You can’t get much lower-tech than a string. And that’s why
it works, because you can’t jam a string either.
4. “Overwhelming force! Hit the insurgents hard enough, and they’ll quit.”
Wrong.
Americans are pretty well anti-death, but lots of other tribes are in
love with the idea of the martyrdom thing. Like the Shi’ites, whom I’ve
written about already, some might say with admiration. People who woof
about “hittin’ ‘em hard” haven’t thought cold and hard enough about what
they mean. We have a problem with the Iraqi Sunnis. There are about
seven million of them. All you need for an effective insurgency is a few
hundred urban guerrillas (with a much bigger base of civilian
supporters). So they’re never going to run out of young men. And no
overwhelming force short of neutron bombs will solve the problem. Which
brings us to another very interesting question, the future of genocide
and nuclear weapons.[5] But as long as we’re wimping around with this “no
nukes” rule, there just ain’t no kind of overwhelming force that can
convince every testosterone-poisoned Sunni kid to join the Pepsi
Generation. Consult your own experience, remember what young males are
like! Remember high school PE! How hard would it have been to get those
guys, Beavis and Butthead times 80, to plant a bomb or shoot a sentry if
they thought they could get away with it, or better yet, be seen as
heroes by their fellow countrymen? Teenage boys are the cannon fodder of
any guerrilla war, and teenage boys are nothing but weasels who stand
on their hind feet sometimes. Keep that in mind when media types try to
hand you our next piece of total crap:
5. People want democracy and peace and all that kind of stuff.
No.
In fact, HELL no! Let me repeat your first lesson: consult your own
experience instead of believing the talking heads. Do you care about
those things — I mean, compared to money and sex and taking revenge on
the MR2 that cut you off a couple of blocks back? The only ideology I
see around me is God. Most people in Fresno have a bad case of God. It
takes up all their brain power trying to read the Bible and mind
everybody else’s business. They wouldn’t care if Charles Manson took
power as long as he said God and Jesus every few seconds. Out of all the
people I’ve met, I can only think of one who cared about democracy: my
Social Studies teacher. But he was one of these decent old Minnesota
Swedes, goodhearted, too soft for Bakersfield, committed to ignoring
reality. His wife, another big Secular Humanist, left him for a dyke,
his students called him “Gums” and he admitted once to our class that
he’d lost his Faith. That made him Public Enemy #1 with the Christians
and he had to transfer to another school district. That’s what believing
in that stuff’ll get you.[6]
If this is a democracy, it’s weird how the only people who go in for
it are conmen and closet cases like Rove. No normal American would go
near it. They know better. We all know local politics belongs to real
estate developers at civic level and to the corporations at Federal
level. Which is fine with me, and with most Americans, but why call it
democracy?
And as for peace, I was always against it. Peace is for people who
have satisfying lives. The rest of us want that flood, that real rain.
Like the man said, “Bring it on.”
Look around the world and you’ll see that people are divided into
ethnic gangs, like the planet’s one big San Quentin. All they want is
for their gang to win. If they have any ideology beyond that, it’s more
of the God stuff, and you need Thorazine to cure that. Godfearing
gangbangers, that’s exactly what we ran into in Somalia, 1993. Half the
population of Mogadishu turned on our guys who were trying to provide
aid for the starving. They didn’t want peace, democracy or any of that
shit. They wanted their clan to win and the other clans to lose. And if
stopping the aid convoys from getting food to those enemy clans was the
only way to win, they were ready to make it happen, ready to die
fighting our best troops backed by attack helicopters and APCs. We
killed maybe a thousand of these “civilians” and lost 18 Rangers and
Delta operators. And the Somalis made the anniversary of that fight a
national holiday. It’s worth giving a moment to let that sink in: these
people fought to the death against overwhelmingly superior US forces,
because they wanted their clan to win by starving rival clans to death.[7]
Yes, Grasshopper, you must meditate on the fact that People are
superstitious tribalists. Democracy comes about 37th, if that. Nobody
wants to face that fact: we’re tribal critters. We’ll die for the tribe.
More to the point, we’ll kill for it. We don’t care about democracy.
And I’m not just talking here about people in tropical hellholes like
Somalia, I mean your town, your street. Most Americans are just like me:
old-school nationalists. We want America to be Roman, to kick ass. The
rest is for Quakers.
Just remember, everything they told you is wrong. Here’s a quick list
of the main points. Go and meditate upon them. Memorize them while I
whack you with this stick like a good Zen teacher should.
1. Most wars are asymmetrical / irregular.
2. In these wars, the guerrillas / irregulars / insurgents do NOT aim for military victory.
3. You can NOT defeat these groups by killing lots of their members.
In fact, they want you to do that.
4. Hi-tech weaponry is mostly useless in these wars.
5. “Hearts and Minds,” meaning propaganda and morale, are more important than military superiority.
6. Most people are not rational, they are TRIBAL: “my gang yay, your gang boo!” It really is that simple. The rest is cosmetics.
Footnotes:
1. People overestimate the lethality of nuclear weapons. Twilight: 2000 gave us a pretty good picture of how armies would function in a nuclear battlefield. It can be done, even if the tankheads only get a few months before the fuel runs out and their hardware becomes a set of rusty monuments.
That was always a very interesting, underrated RPG, or at least I thought so. It was widely criticized back in the day because All-Killing Nuclear Winter was an article of holy writ to Cold War-era liberals and the idea of a nuclear war being survivable, in any capacity, enrages them...
...and also because one of the background events (Germany re-uniting) was considered unrealistic.
2. This is simply following Sun Tzu's wisdom that the way to avoid what is strong is to strike what is weak. It may not be the nicest way to operate, but it makes tactical sense. A guerrilla warrior operating in North America might have to change his strategies somewhat, as civilians here are more likely to be armed.
3. The conservatives actually get this one right: the Viet Cong was shattered by Tet and lost everywhere except in the minds of the American voters. For the rest of the war, it would be the North Vietnamese Army who did most of the heavy lifting. A lot of guerrilla forces are destroyed because they try to go conventional too early: before the Viet Cong it was the Greek DAG, and afterwards it was the Tamil LTTE.
4. Obviously most people are not overly eager to die, but it can often be advantageous to their still-living fellows when they do. See: Alamo, Easter Uprising. As Soren Kierkegaard said, the tyrant dies and his rule ends, the martyr dies and his rule begins.
5. Genocide is an excellent CI weapon for those who are powerful (Russia vs Chechnya , China vs Tibet) or isolated (Sudan vs Dinka, Indonesia vs Papua) enough to get away with it, but even that ain't foolproof. Nazi Germany certainly had no qualms against brutalizing civilians, and yet were unable to destroy Tito's partisans.
6. Religious fervor can do wonders to compose mortals with immortal fire, to paraphrase WH Auden. What then, of non-religious communists from whom we hear so much of when it comes to revolution (including the occasional atheist suicide bomber)? Perhaps Albet Camus was right when he said the future is the only transcendental value for men without God.
7. That, like pretty much everything Americans know about Somalia, is something of a simplification. Funny thing is, Somalia as an anarchist/fundamentalist "failed state" has seen quite a few improvements in living standards over what existed under the reign of pro-business despot Siad Barre.
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